Rapture Ready



"You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture."

Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts"

Hold on folks . . . . latest Rapture Index is 155.

Notable Rapture Activity:

Occult:
A study by City University of New York noted a jump in the
number of adult Pagans, from 8,000 in 1990 to 274,000 in 2001.

Mark of the Beast:
The push to replace bar codes product labels with radio tags
has upgraded this category.

Moral Standards:
The scourge of gay marriage upgrades this category.

ad nauseam . . .